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A Man Got A Call From Unknown Number


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#1 KiTeS

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Posted 08 February 2016 - 07:17 PM

A man got a call from unknown number.. :phone: 
Girl: Hi, wish u very happy Valentine's day...are you single? ;;)
Man: Yes...Yes who are you? :blush:
Answer: Your wife!  :furious: 
Aaj ghar aa...phir batati hu.. :punish: 
 
( couple of hours , He gets Another call from unknown number)
Girl: Are you married? ;;)
Man: Yes, but who are you? :blush:
Girl: Your girlfriend, you fraud...you cheat.  :furious: 
Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.. :(  :fool:  :hug: 
Ans: Wife hi hoon kamine, aaj tu bas ghar aaja... :punish:  :kozhi:  :furious: 


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Posted 08 February 2016 - 07:20 PM

good one kites =))

share more :yes: n we also wil try to post somting like this :think:




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Posted 08 February 2016 - 07:52 PM

Aha kollamallo

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Posted 08 February 2016 - 08:33 PM

Nice one...

Such such bataa yeh tumhari hi experience hai naa  =))



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Posted 08 February 2016 - 08:43 PM

Aniyaa yeh kya hai =)) :super:

Nice share ;))

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Posted 08 February 2016 - 08:52 PM

Nice one...

Such such bataa yeh tumhari hi experience hai naa   =))

:secret: :hihi:



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Posted 11 February 2016 - 10:55 AM

A man goes to the doctor and says,

"Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."

The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."

The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"

 

 

 

 

 

The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

 

 

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.




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Posted 11 February 2016 - 10:57 AM

:hihi: 




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Posted 11 February 2016 - 10:59 AM

पापा मुझे स्कुल छोडने आप क्युं आते हो? मेरे सभी क्लासमेट को छोडने तो उनकी मम्मी आती हैं... :doh:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
पापा: बस ईसीलीये बेटा!! :blush: :lub:



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Posted 11 February 2016 - 11:00 AM

:hihi:

 

kikiki chirikunnenu pakaram verthe onnu protsaahipichoode :punish: onnooleelum vere naattinnu bhasha ariyathe ivede vannu chuttunnathalle :mmm:




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Posted 11 February 2016 - 01:32 PM

पापा – “बेटा, आज
तेरी मम्मी इतनी चुप-चुप क्यों बैठी है ?”
बेटा – “मेरी गलती से पापा ….”
पापा – “नालायक,
ऐसा क्या किया तूने ?”
बेटा – “मम्मी ने लिपस्टिक
मांगी थी … मैंने गलती से ‘फेविस्टिक’ दे
दी !!!”
पापा – “जुग-जुग जियो मेरे लाल …
भगवान ऐसा बेटा सबको दे … !!



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Posted 11 February 2016 - 01:38 PM

 

पापा – “बेटा, आज
तेरी मम्मी इतनी चुप-चुप क्यों बैठी है ?”
बेटा – “मेरी गलती से पापा ….”
पापा – “नालायक,
ऐसा क्या किया तूने ?”
बेटा – “मम्मी ने लिपस्टिक
मांगी थी … मैंने गलती से ‘फेविस्टिक’ दे
दी !!!”
पापा – “जुग-जुग जियो मेरे लाल …
भगवान ऐसा बेटा सबको दे … !!

 

 

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=))  aa avastha :suicide:




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