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#1 SahiL KottappuraM

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Posted 08 August 2014 - 01:17 AM

Fat man saw an ad in a newspaper

"lose 5kg in a week"

He calls the company & lady says

" be ready tomorrow at 6am."

The next morning he opens the door


finds a hot babe with shoes & shirt saying ,
"u catch me u  kiss me!"

& the girl starts running...

He starts running but doesn't catch her.

During the whole week he tried to catch her but 
couldn't. However he loses 5 kg.

He then asks for the 10kg program.

Next morning at 6 am he opens the door 

sees an even hotter babe in shoes & a shirt saying

"u catch me , u kiss me".

He loses 10 kg that week.

So he thought this program is awesome! 
Lets try the 25 kg!

So he asked for the 25 kg 
but the lady said "R u sure? its really tough !!!! ".

he said "YES!"

Next day at 6 am he opens the door, 
he finds a Negro gay saying

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"If I catch u, I will kiss u..!"

 


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 11:27 AM

:haha:  :vayya: .....



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Posted 10 August 2014 - 02:16 PM

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Posted 11 August 2014 - 09:10 AM

Sahil bro :haha1:



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Posted 26 June 2016 - 01:35 AM

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